BABY BLOCKBUSTER! GOOD IDEA OR NOT??? :s

I wasn’t always a baby wanting crazy hormone loving chick. Anyone who has known me a long time or even in the first few hours knows that I am a diva through and through! I love me and I love talking about me! I’ve been with my DH for about 7 years and we’ve been through a lot of different stages since we met each other when I was still a young selfish diva at the age of 19. Back then if you even mentioned having a child I would scoff at you and say I am never having a screaming sack of organs hanging off my saggy tit! You would never catch me ooo’ing and ahhh’ing over the cute little booties or one zees in the baby section at your local Wally world.

I recall a day I went for coffee with a DF and was hung over from the night before of drinking and debauchery. We somehow got talking about babies and families and I said “they should open up a baby blockbuster! For ppl who like babies but don’t really want to handle the icky poopie diaper! You can take a baby out enjoy the cute little face and enjoy the baby bum (that sounds a little pedophiley but anyone who’s seen a baby bum just knows what I mean). And then when the kid starts to annoy you, you can bring it back in and go home happy and fulfilled!!! If you kept the kid past your return date you got charged a fee and everyone was happy!! No one would ever need babysitters again just   use Baby Blockbuster a new baby brought in every other day!!!

 The New releases would be along the wall and the 3 years olds and terrible 2’s would be in a bin by the checkout. As for those expensive snacks by the till there would be super expensive baby wipes and bottles that are pre warmed for your convenience. I’m telling you this is a great idea!  No?

Ok well fast-forward to the present and I still really really want a baby bum of my own to pat (again really leaning on the pedophile side a little heavy :S ). I’m 5 days late and have taken out a 2^nd mortgage to pay for all the HPT (home prego tests) that I’ve pee’d on and it’s frustrating BFN! WTH! I’m starting to think I need to send a search party in after it. This is the first time in 5 months that I’ve been off schedule and I was kinda hoping it would be for the BFP reason… Patiently waiting *taps foot impatiently looking at an imaginary watch on my arm.

MICHELLE DUGGAR OF 19 KIDS AND COUNTING THAT'S ONE FERTILE BIOTCH!!!

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THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BABY MAKING FORUM SITES

After realizing what kind of crap I had been dealt with having PCOS and all I decided to join a bunch of FB PCOS sites. They were ok I mean most of them were just all about posting positive photos and the oh so famous kitten hanging poster that says “hang in there.” To be honest that irritated me I very much an information overload type person so when I’m interested in something I want to read as much as I can about it.

        I was talking to a DF (dear friend) about her pregnancy and she suggested a site called baby centre and I found a Canadian site.. I quickly joined and started reading up on posts and learned the lingo. It’s pretty funny that if you don’t know an abbreviation all you have to do is google it and voila your answer ! for example POAS you will never guess what it means … I giggled  when I found out ( Pee On A Stick).. Wow Jersey Shore has really influenced the way we talk or maybe it’s just our generation with the texting and short forms of EVERYTHING! I thought DH meant Dumb Husband for a while and when I found out what BFP and BFN meant I truly felt like one of them!

I post lots of good questions or just rant about my crappy day and I love to read all of the posts that other women put. I learn a lot about IVF and different types of PG tests which ones are the best (visit www.peeonastick.com  to find out). I love to read about other women’s success stories and my secret guilty pleasure is imagining the day I will get to put on of those “GUESS what” or “Finally a BFP!” post on the forum. Consider this my shout out to all you fabulous ladies keep DTD and BD’ing till ur stuff falls off!!!